If you know me, im quite laid back and dont rise to hardly anything... inc people looking through my diary so to find someone who makes me almost fumming is quite a achievement for me!
You may have heard me talk of Neil! Joyfull Neil!! He makes me dispere! I mean its not just me but over the last two days he has again made me feel just a little crazy..so ill explain...
To pass my corse i need to put together a folder, this is normally used for interview into art corses at uni's but as im doing catering next year (and they have yet to ask to see a portfolio of art!
) i have been put to the back of the que to sort this out, fair point! I really have not minded that over the last few weeks.. they have interviews etc they need it, i have my place.
BUT i got in yesterday and was told he had finnished, and that he would see me today. Knowing what he is like i asked him what time he throught he would be ready by? 2pm... i asked again an hour latter.. yep still 2pm "ok, Neil, i will see you at 2pm!" So at 2pm i take my stuff over, he is looking at someone else folder! ok i think thats fine, he assure me 5 mins, so i go and read my book. half hour latter he is still there, then he gets up, "be back in a bit" ok half hour latter heis not back, he is back... oww its now a tea breck
I try and calm myself down! Its ok its 3pm i have to leave at 4pm to get back for work! Needless to say he saw me after 3.30pm after his tea and his chat with three other people. The last 15mins was taken up with him getting me excited enougth to sit down then leaving me there while he had his chatt! I went and got my book and started to read!!!! ![]()
Well needless to say we did not get my work sorted in the remaining 20mins, so as ever he said "ill see it first thing in the morning". Ok so today i was 10mins late, traffic into stafford was bad again! He is not there... after asking a lot of people if they had seen him it turns out he is with someone else! Ok, deep breath again...sit down.. think what can you do? So i popped some stuff back to the car, ;leaving a note for Neil to say id be back in 10. I get back at 10ish at 11 he turns up again, right her we go my turn, hopefills me... "neil.... " is all i get out before he interupts. I have to get people to sign these things... "but...."
and he has called the next person over to sign. Several other people seem important enougth to see him but me.. nope! I have a wonder, do a bit of work downstairs and then head up.. he is still doing his signing! So i read my book again then eat my lunch... at 12.20 he is back.... "are you ready then!"
corse im bloddy ready ive been ready since yesterday at this time!!!
I mean is it just me but 24 hours to do a 30min job, is a little excessive! He also has the check to say " you look a little pissed off, something wrong?"
He follows this with the "so have you got a boyfriend!? and proceeds to talk to me about this for the next 5mins...when all the information he wants is the fact that Shaun lives in the potteries! What the hell??.. he then uses this piece of information randomly throughout our conversation. This is interspersed with "you look like someone you know... your eyes!"
Come on he is not normal!! He just cant be!!!

